I have missed the deadline. Please, don't eat me; I already have a sunburn.

Shock ensues. I have just checked my calendar and have realized that I have missed my 2-week deadline. Please, don't be upset with me, Adam; I am so sorry. I forgot to tell you that I was invited to stay on holiday at the beach with a close friend and her family these passed four days. It's my fault that I didn't ask for an extension again. I'm willing to take whatever punishment you (and our readers) throw at me.

This hasn't happened before, so I'm not sure what action I should take. Should I wait for you to punish me in a public blog? Privately through e-mail or other means? Will our readers choose the punishment? Should we have a poll of the punishment possibilities on the side of the Consequent Bloggers main page from which our readers can choose my fate? Will I even be punished (YES, I should be)?

I know that you're are busy moving house, but let me know when you've read this blog. Readers, leave your opinions/punishment suggestions in the comments, just in case.

I'm sorry,
Forgive me,
♥♥♥♥♥,

Reese

P.S. Hello again, returning and new readers, including Maureen (if you're actually reading this, comment please). Forgive me for tarnishing my reputation as a positive contributing part of this wonderful Nerdfighter Project. This punishment should be quite amusing. I have no idea what Adam has planned, but I know that he has a wild imagination and a beautifully-descriptive rhetoric.